Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Point of diminishing returns

A shortage in one or more variables reduces positive output. Continuing with current resources is counterproductive. Sleep.

Sunday, May 31, 2009

Alex

how big is it?

Dandrew

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

prinsen!!!!!

yes!!!!

whats up man!!

Alex

what color is it?

black?

Dandrew

hell naw dude its like turquoise, idk whether its from molding or what but its weird as hell and smells like shit

Alex

you gotta use it dude otherwise its gonna fall off or some shit. read it on TV

Dandrew

hahahah what the hell is my dick gonna come in handy for?

Alex

WOAH

i was talking about the doorknob on your bedroom door

fuckin' pervert

-logs out-


Flawless Ass Victory Ass Fuck

Saturday, May 30, 2009

I just torrented and watched Religulous. It scared the shit out of me at the end. It's incredible how many politicians base their decisions on their personal religious convictions.

In the US we've got a primarily Christian government. In the middle east it's a mix between Muslims and Jews, the Muslims hold the vast majority - as well as a significant amount of nuclear weaponry. When Iran destroys Israel the US will rev up the ol' HydroNuke and blow their ass to "kingdom come". And then what? HOLY WAR! or JIHAD if you prefer.

But don't worry! Jesus Christ will save you. Or is it Mohamed? How do I know which savior will lead me to salvation while the non believers burn in the eternal fire?

I'm reclassifying myself as an antitheist. It's time to stop the madness. I don't know for certain. I doubt there is - at least in any form we as humans could comprehend. And that's just it. We will never know! So where the hell do we, as humans, with a combined mass of less than 10^-10^10, get off saying GOD WANTS US TO BLOW THE SHIT OUT OF ISLAM AND ALSO YOU CAN'T HAVE ANAL SEX. How could we ever know something like that?

In any other form the claims made and actions taken in the name of 'the lord' would be classified as neurosis. But asking questions is a sin against god, so such an examination would surely send you to hell.

Faith is a prison where humanity waits for self assigned death sentence.

God help us.